Ren and Stimpy by Nick De Spain
Artist: deviantart
Ren and Stimpy by Nick De Spain
Artist: deviantart
Tom Wilson, BIFF from Back to the Future gets asked a lot of questions. So he wrote a card that he can give out that answers them all.
Via /Film
Sit your asses down and shut your asses up because I’m about to fuckin’ EDUCATE yo’ shit.
See that big green fucker? That’s the motherfucking SWAMP THING. His name’s on the cover, which means he’s the motherfucking STAR of this horrorland fairy tale.
What’s that? He just looks like a giant vegetable? WELL FUCK YOU, MAN, BECAUSE THIS FUCKER IS LIKE GOD AMONG PLANTS. THAT’S RIGHT, HE’S NOT “A” PLANT GOD, HE’S LIKE THE GOD ONLY FOR FUCKIN’ PLANTS.
You see those zombies? Their king is trying to turn THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD INTO ZOMBIES, and he’s gonna KILL ALL THE PLANTS ALONG THE WAY, and he’s using SWAMP THING’S GIRLFRIEND TO DO IT! THAT’S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, THE ZOMBIE KING’S GOT SWAMP THING’S OLD LADY AND IS GONNA USE HER TO KILL EVERY-MOTHERFUCKING-THING ON THE PLANET!
Needless to say, Swamp Thing is PISSED. He’s the KNIGHT OF THE GREEN, which means he’s the motherfucker the collective plant consciousness sends out when it needs shit DONE. And you know what needs to be done? FIGHTING THE FUCKING ZOMBIE KING.
You know what’s got Swamp Thing even more pissed? An issue ago, he was just a guy. He was a regular guy named Alec Holland. But the Green didn’t have any other options for making the Swamp Thing, so it had to be him. Alec’s NEVER GONNA BE HUMAN AGAIN. HE NEVER WANTED TO BE THE SWAMP THING. SO HE’S PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING PISSED.
And you know what he’s gonna do? HE’S GONNA WRECK THE ROT’S SHIT, GET HIS GIRLFRIEND BACK, AND THEN HE’S GONNA GO BACK TO BEING A MOTHERFUCKIN’ BOSS.
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